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Start rejecting

Letter Studio

Configure the rejection. A human will assemble it from hand-written components. Nothing you type here is stored, transmitted, or, in the fullest sense of the word, read.

The particulars

Candidate name

Company name

Position applied for

Signatory

Collective irresponsibility Sign as “The Hiring Team”. No individual can be identified, contacted, or blamed.

Sender name

Sender job title

Tone

Politeness level Professional

Brutal Insufferably Sincere

Gender-neutral honorific Open with “Dear” instead of gambling on a title.

Include a reason A specific-sounding explanation that commits to nothing.

GDPR reassurance paragraph Retention period, Article 22, the works.

Optional flourishes

Keep your CV on file

Unusually strong field

Certified 100% human-written

Ghost protocol (no replies)

Notarise on the blockchain

Maximum corporate synergy

Median human deliberation time: 3.2 seconds.

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Configure the rejection on the left and assign it to a human. Your letter will appear here, indistinguishable from one that cost somebody twenty minutes and a small piece of their soul.

RaaS Rejection as a Service

Human-curated candidate disengagement at enterprise scale. Certified 0% artificial intelligence. Certified 100% artificial sincerity.

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Small print

This is satire. RaaS is a parody of automated hiring rejection, which is a real and genuinely dispiriting thing. No letter generated here constitutes legal advice, and no statute cited here should be relied upon by anybody, least of all a recruiter.